I gotta get some stuff outta my head sorry. Please don’t read if you’re easily upset I keep looking for you and you’re not there. It hurts. I call you and you’re not answering and it hurts. I need advice and you’re not giving it and it hurts. It doesn’t hurt in a minor way. … More The Purge
My godchild, my Tatie…I’ll never forget the day you were born..I mean not specifically you being born or meeting you but having to get outta bed with a hangover and go into the hospital plus I remember getting lost with Asho on the way home from the hospital and ending up in Malahide, all in … More Ode to my Godchild
To date or not to date is the question… Sooo after many weirdos and “no I would not like to hear about/see/meet up to touch your penis” rough starts to this internet dating malarky..I did it. I planned a HOT date with a guy from Liverpool on Friday who works for himself, has lived all … More Tinterweb Dating Part Deux
..what do we think people? I’m a bit undecided myself but I’m thinking about giving it a go for the following reasons: All of my friends are coupled up or, even more, coupled up with babies eek I’m not mad about cosy nights in cuddling on the sofa with a bloke. I prefer to have … More Tinterweb Dating…
On this first mother’s day without you I need to share this with you and I’m fairly certain I scared you enough that you’re still reading my blog sooo I’m sharing here. Sometimes when you slept on my couch and you did your weird lil snores I pushed Dooks at you until he woke you … More The 1st..
…say dude that is. It’s strangely and terrifyingly catchy though. As I can’t stop. Yup guilty. – boy don’t wear skinny jeans and cardigans (you know who I’m talking to donkey) -post pdas on social media. Massively sloppy ones. We get it you sorta like your partner. I get the subtle hints behind your coded … More Duuuddeee don’t do that…
I’m not searching for compliments I’m genuinely curious. It’s 9.20am and I’ve already called myself ugly and fat about 12 times..every time I passed a reflective surface and caught a glimpse of myself in fact. This is not a woe is me or feminist rant I don’t think but sure let’s see where my thoughts take … More The Constant Questions!
..a good thing or a bad thing? I really want to know I don’t know if you all know this but I have a teensy tiny habit of being a bit flippant in my social interactions! Or you know to be honest.. rude uncouth vulgar and crude as well as intrusive and absurd. I don’t … More Verbal Diarrhoea..
Been thinking about this a lot lately and well hats off to those of you who enjoy adulthood. Kudos to the peeps that enjoy getting outta bed and going to work..I like neither and my hatred of one leads to dread of the other each day. Not a good start me thinks. Bravo to those … More Hats Off To All Of You Grown Ups
Oh you poor beleagured and bewildered men out there having to deal with women’s mood swings and never knowing how they’ll react I feel for ya I really do… Because it’s the exact bloody same for us. I mean quite obviously women just adore the fact that in 1 day they can go through more … More We Don’t Enjoy it Either ya Know..