You know anyone rich who wants to hire a completely untrained au pair who can’t spend more than 2 days with kids without needing to lie down in a dark room for a week to recover?
Nope, huh, me either. Would they be open to adopting me?
I’m actually even thinking about donating my living body to science instead of waiting til I die..that way I might make some cash.
Turns out I totally fail as an adult and not in a minor way.
I can’t change some lightbulbs. Yes there is reasons why I can change some but not others but I’m not telling you 😝
I have never in my life been able to save or budget; genuinely i have never saved anything cept with the CU and you can be damn sure the credits do not outweight the debits
I don’t drive. It’s terrifying to me with my inability to tell left from right and a sense of direction that gets me lost whenever I try to get somewhere new
I can’t do d.i.y I mean good lord I even found out that my bestie has to repaint everything I do when I try to help her. I’ve been relegated to drink and snack duty and I often forget to supply either
I’ve never lived abroad. It seems to be a right of passage but since I can’t do any of the above (driving, budgeting and telling left from right to be specific) in Ireland I can’t imagine I’ll suddenly master them from abroad.
I could wish for a rich husband but I also fail at grown up relationships and do not make a good girlfriend so I’m thinking that one’s out.
Plus I’m not exactly the eye candy a rich sheik or celeb wants hanging off their arm 😨😨
I fail at working..I’m a drone a 9-5er who puts in what’s necessary and goes home..and who is habitually late.
I’m a shit poor dog owner so celebrity dog walker is another option not available to me.
I can’t afford to play the lotto
Right I’m off to Saudi to throw myself at a rich sheik who, praise me to Allan, (that’s right isn’t it?) will add me to his stable ahem I mean harem of wives.
Let’s pray with my mouth I’m not lynched upon arrival shall we!